My housemate was like “Seeing as you’re back on your Norse mythology trip, do you know they’re making a live action Valhalla movie that will be out in 2019?”
I did not! So I quickly looked it up and I’m not sure what to think. It’s based on this comic/cartoon.
Here’s what Loki and Thor look like.
Here’s what they look like in the upcoming movie (It’s Loki in the background)
Not a fan of this Thor. I actually really like the casting of Dulfi Al-Jabouri as Loki, but it worries me that they dressed him up like Hollywood dress their Greek characters in modern movies.
But it’s not all bad. I like how Odin looks.
And I’m looking forward to Thor’s meeting with Elle, the old lady who kicks his ass in the myths. In the comic they for some reason decided to have Thor refuse to fight her and instead offer to dance with her. I’m crossing my fingers that they make them fight in the new movie but I doubt it.
I have no idea what this movie is going to be like or which age group it’s intended for, but of course I’m going to watch it. Probably not in cinemas, but definitely in the comfort of my own home.
It is an amazing manga with an almost entirely LGBT+ cast and talks a lot about gender identity, sexuality and troubles faced by those within the LGBT+ community (especially for younger members). Also it is fucking BEAUTIFUL.
Kamatani Yuuki’s use of imagery and visual metaphors never fails to take my breath away.
Question:I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes. because of "Australia come get your big ass birds" thank you for that most glorious line - lovely-kathy
You’ve probably seen the post about the fuck up between the American Possum and the Australian Possum. Now let me introduce you to fuckery of the “Canadian” Goose
There is nothing Canadian about this God Damn Goose. It is not nice. It is not adorable. It’s EVIL. IT IS DIRECT. IT IS SADISTIC. THIS THING WOULD FIGHT A SNAKE AND PROBABLY WIN
THIS BIRD IS THE EPITOME OF “FIGHT ME,” AND WILL INDEED. FIGHT. ME. AND YOU. AND ANYONE ELSE IT FEELS LIKE FUCKING UP.
They come in hoards. They lounge by the parking lot. The grocery store. The highway. The hold up traffic because when they pass, the cars know better than to endure the wrath of this Canadian goose.
iT TAKES AN ARROW TO THE HEAD, NOT EVEN A KNEE, AND CONTINUES GOING ABOUT IT’S GOD DAMN BUSINESS TERRORIZING THE PUBLIC
HOW IS THIS BIRD CANADIAN? WHAT IS CANADIAN ABOUT THIS BIRD?
THIS BIRD IS A MENACING MOTHERFUCKER. IT BELONGS IN AUSTRALIA WITH THE REST OF THE DEADLY MONSTROSITIES DOWN THERE! I KNOW THE SWOOPING MAGPIES ARE A BITCH, BUT GOD DAMNIT, WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
